Man Caught Having Sex With The Family Sheep

January 28, 2020 Bonine 4

Beaumont, TX – Matthew Johnson (25) was arrested Sunday when he was caught having sexual relations with “Emmy”, the family sheep. Matthew was caught by his father who left church to pick up his wife’s asthma inhaler with the intentions of returning back to the service. Matthew’s dad, Phil, heard […]


Bride To Be Gets Pregnant By Midget Stripper!!!

October 2, 2019 Bonine 0

Los Angeles, CA- Bride to be had a little more fun than most during her bachelorette party. Her friends surprised her with a midget stripper by the name of “Short Man Long Dong”. Mostly seen as a prank, the bride Florence Monroe, was actually pleasantly surprise by her friends “joke”. […]


Man Arrested For Writing A Check With His Penis

September 23, 2019 Bonine 0

Houston, Texas– On September 23 a Jersey Village man was arrested for indecent exposure at Best Buy (location withheld to protect the innocent). The mans name is Heathcliff Von Stuber age 33 . Police were called when Stuber proceeded to fill out his check using a pen gripped by his […]