Houston, TX- Stripper Maryanne “Diamond” Simons is a popular stripper at Knockers, but as of Saturday night she is the must see attraction! It was just a regular Saturday night as Diamond was dancing to some nickleback song when things started to take a turn in a new direction. Diamond […]
Miami, FL- Ernest “Butt Tickler” Simmons is no longer matching with unsuspecting woman on Tinder and tickling their butts. After calls kept coming in to Miami-Dade PD about Simmons and his tickling ways, a sting operation was set in place. Simmons prefers women with big booty’s so detective Winters went […]
Houston TX- Charles Ottoblock 19, was arrested leaving a motel know for prostitution. A police spokesman said, “The suspect didn’t try to run or deny his involvement. He was just so happy. Easiest arrest of the year”. When questioned by the media as to why he didn’t seem upset about […]
Los Angeles, CA- Bride to be had a little more fun than most during her bachelorette party. Her friends surprised her with a midget stripper by the name of “Short Man Long Dong”. Mostly seen as a prank, the bride Florence Monroe, was actually pleasantly surprise by her friends “joke”. […]
Houston, Texas– On September 23 a Jersey Village man was arrested for indecent exposure at Best Buy (location withheld to protect the innocent). The mans name is Heathcliff Von Stuber age 33 . Police were called when Stuber proceeded to fill out his check using a pen gripped by his […]
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