Washington State Man Arrested For Selling Dehydrated Water

Trevor Miller thought he was being smart by taking advantage of the recent hoarding of bottled water by selling “Dehydrated Water” to people in need of water. Miller got the idea when he was thinking of quick ways to make a buck and also the fact that he got tricked by the same scheme. Miller … Read more Washington State Man Arrested For Selling Dehydrated Water

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Beavis AKA “The Great Cornholio” Is Losing His Sh*t Because There Is No T.P. For His Bunghole

Highland, TX- According to multiple sources Beavis is completely losing his shit over not being able to find T.P. for his bunghole. He will not be called anything but “The Great Cornholio” 24/7. “The Great Cornholio is a creature that needs T.P. to survive and we have never seen him this distressed. The community is … Read more Beavis AKA “The Great Cornholio” Is Losing His Sh*t Because There Is No T.P. For His Bunghole

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Seattle High-Schoolers Feed Seagulls Alka Seltzer And Get Expelled From School When The Birds Burst In The Air

Seattle, WA- Three local high-schoolers have been expelled from school after they gave seagulls food stuffed with Alka Seltzer. The names and photos of the pranksters will not be released due to their ages. and these “pranksters” thought that’s all this would be, a prank. Well they got that and then some. The idea was … Read more Seattle High-Schoolers Feed Seagulls Alka Seltzer And Get Expelled From School When The Birds Burst In The Air

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CORONAVIRUS FOUND IN METH. AUTHORITIES ARE URGING ANYONE WITH THE DRUG TO PLEASE TURN IT IN TO THIER LOCAL POLICE STATION FOR TESTING.

Houston , TX- Local authorities have become aware that the deadly coronavirus has been found in crystal meth. According to criminal informants a shipment of meth that went through the port of Houston, was laced with the virus. There is extra concern for users of this drug and possibly contracting the virus. Meth users have … Read more CORONAVIRUS FOUND IN METH. AUTHORITIES ARE URGING ANYONE WITH THE DRUG TO PLEASE TURN IT IN TO THIER LOCAL POLICE STATION FOR TESTING.

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Montana Man Arrested After His Best Selling Jerky Is Found To Be Made Of Human Meat

Butte, MT – 72 year old Shep Arnold has been arrested for selling dehydrated human meat A.K.A. jerky at his general store “Shep’s Goods”. Well not all “Shep’s Goods” are “Good”. Arnold has been running his store for the last 35 years and over time there became a cult following for his distinctive jerky. Most … Read more Montana Man Arrested After His Best Selling Jerky Is Found To Be Made Of Human Meat

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Woman Gets iPhone 11 Stuck In Vagina While Shoplifting At Best Buy

Los Angeles, CA- Shelia Ryans needed money and she needed it fast. iPhone 11’s sell quick on the streets and she knew that. Shelia engaged into conversation with one of the employees, while she constructed a plan to steal the phone. She kept asking the employee to show her different models and colors of phones. … Read more Woman Gets iPhone 11 Stuck In Vagina While Shoplifting At Best Buy

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