Vladimir Pechenko is just your average guy, except for one minor difference. Pechenko drinks his own semen to help combat the signs of aging. When asked how this all began, Pechenko had this to say “I got to thinking how my stuff must be full of vitamins and minerals. Women go crazy for the stuff … Read more Russian Man Has Been Drinking His Semen For Years And Swears By It
Berkeley, CA- Max Hoffman (44) was arrested this past week. Hoffman has been linked to the deaths of 7 people, of which 5 are suspected to have been meals for Hoffman. Hoffman had alluded police for 4 years, but it was not until he went vegan that he got caught. Hoffman being a vegan in … Read more The California Cannibal Has Finally Been Caught!! And You Won’t Believe How He Was Found Out!
Kanye plans on selling Kim’s original implants to help his new church get off the ground. In recent weeks it has become clear to him that he was meant to be the leader of a megachurch. Visits with Joel Osteen have encouraged West to embark on this new adventure. Joel is helping Kanye to develop … Read more Inspired By Joel Osteen, Kanye West To Auction Off Kim Kardashian’s First Pair Of Butt Implants To Help Fund His New Megachurch
Houtson TX- A local mortician Stewart Stump had been removing the testicles from men that passed through the funeral home he worked at. Stump would use the balls to make albondigas soup. This had been going on for years until Stump got careless and dropped a ball. The next morning his boss, Brent Couler, found … Read more Mortician Who Had Been Stealing Testicles For Albondigas Soup, Has Been Taken Into Custody.
Bakersfield, CA- Matthew Fithem (52) kept his mothers body in a freezer after she died of natural causes 3 years earlier. It is unknown as to why he didn’t alert authorities to her death, but the suspicion is that he wanted to keep her all to himself. Oscar Valentino was called out to the Fithem … Read more California Man Keeps His Mothers Body In Freezer For “Those Long Lonely Nights”
Houston, TX- Stripper Maryanne “Diamond” Simons is a popular stripper at Knockers, but as of Saturday night she is the must see attraction! It was just a regular Saturday night as Diamond was dancing to some nickleback song when things started to take a turn in a new direction. Diamond dropped her bottoms and got … Read more Stripper Drops Turd On Stage. Requests For Her Lap Dances Double As A Result