Caitlyn Jenner Is Auctioning Off Bruce Jenner’s Penis To Help Fund Her 2024 Presidential Campaign


Los Angeles California – Caitlyn Jenner has announced that she will be running as a Republican Candidate during the 2024 Presidential race. She understands she will be competing against Donald Trump for the republican nomination and that he has vast resources to fund his campaign. To try and level the playing field, Caitlyn will be auctioning off Bruce Jenner’s penis.

The penis in question has been stored in formaldehyde for the past 3 years to preserve the integrity of the penis. Reports have leaked that this will be an online auction and that all proceeds will go towards her presidential bid.

The penis has lost some of its color over time, but some pubic hairs remain.

“I believe I have real chance of becoming the Republican nominee for president in 2024. The sale of the penis, which has an incredible history and will come with an essay I have written about it, will hopefully enable me to have enough funds to do battle with Trump. I will be posting more information on my Instagram and Twitter accounts”, official statement from Caitlyn Jenner.

The competition for president in 2024 is looking stiff to say the least. The auction is predicted to take place sometime during the summer of 2022. Stay tuned to for more as this story unfolds.

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