December 6, 2021

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Folsom Prison Riot Erupts After Inmate Throws Vomit Filled Bags On Correction Officers During Chow

Folsom, CA- Johnny Cash would not have approved of this. Throwing vomit is an act of terrorism when you’re a prisoner in Folsom. When Kent Green Tossed 5 huge bags of vomit on Correction Officers (CO’s), all the other prisoners stood in disbelief for a second before beating the fuck out of each other. Kent was quickly billy clubbed and dragged off to the hole.

Out of the other 2500+ inmates, roughly 1300 of them participated in the riot making it one of the largest in American history. Many took this opportunity to settle scores with a well timed shanking. Gangs fought each other for ownership of the yard. Some took to the showers to fuck, but not too many. Most were just punching wildly at anyone they could get their hands on.

“I can’t believe I never thought about throwing bodily fluids” – an inmate who spent his time in the showers during the riot.

Severely outnumbered, CO’s had to use the Inmate Suppression Incident System (ISIS) to combat and control the riot. ISIS released a nerve agent into the atmosphere of Folsom Prison that CO’s have built an immunity to. Slowly the dudes boning in the shower passed out. Gangs fighting over rights to the yard were losing consciousness left and right. Bodies of people succumbing to ISIS’s attack were piling up.

After about 12hrs, the fighting ceased as the majority of the rioters were now sleeping thanks to the unknown chemical agent used by the prison. Once control was reestablished, the entire prison will go on a 30 day lockdown.

When more information becomes available, we will update.

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