September 16, 2021

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Man Still In Shock After Finding Viagra Addicted Grandpa Having Animalistic Relations. No One Is Taking It Harder Than Grandma.

Fillmore, CA- Phillip Büdenhölzer (41), was picked up by police Saturday night while he wandering the streets of Fillmore. He looked like he had seen a ghost and was in some sort of dazed state of being. Since no crime had been committed he was taken to the local psychiatric hospital for further evaluation.

After hours of questions and a battery of tests, Doctors came to the conclusion that Büdenhölzer had witnessed a traumatic event and that there were no other signs of lingering mental health issues. He was placed on a 72hr hold for further evaluation.

“Don’t try and kink shame me. I was getting pegged before pirates had wooden legs!”

Doctors wanted to find out what Büdenhölzer had witnessed that drove him to this catatonic state. They would not have to wait long. During visiting hours, Reginald and Gloria Büdenhölzer came to visit their grandson. When Phillip entered the visiting area and saw his grandparents waiting to see him, he passed out. To see their faces again was too much for him. Doctors asked his Grandpa if he knew of any events which would have led Phillip into a state of shock.

“Well just the other night I popped some Viagra and had a raging hard on. I was riding the old lady like a bronco I tell you what. About 5hrs into the sex I was getting pegged by the wife and when she went in for the reach around on my longer than 4hr boner, Phil walked in on us. He just turned around and left. Didn’t say a word. We hadn’t seen him since nor heard from him till you called us. Figured he would be happy for his Grandpa”. Doctors now understood how Büdenhölzer came to be in the state of shock he was in.

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