Vancouver, British Columbia- Alice Anderson was stopped at the Canadian border when she could not immediately find her passport. When she exited the car, mounties could tell she was trying really hard to keep her legs closed.
When asked to spread em’, her brother Kevin fell out of her vagina. Three mounties passed out. “This is aboot the most action we have had here in quite a while eh”.
Turns out the reason Alice was hiding her brother up her cooter was because he didn’t have a passport. That’s it. The fool didn’t have a passport and she was gonna smuggle him over in her vagina.
Both are now banned from Canada for life.