Man Caught Having Sex With The Family Sheep

Beaumont, TX – Matthew Johnson (25) was arrested Sunday when he was caught having sexual relations with “Emmy”, the family sheep. Matthew was caught by his father who left church to pick up his wife’s asthma inhaler with the intentions of returning back to the service.

Matthew’s dad, Phil, heard a strange noise coming from the backyard and went to check on it. What he saw would forever change him, “I saw Matthew giving it to Emmy doggystyle” said Phil.

Mathew’s didn’t stop because he wasn’t done. Matthew went on to explain to his father how he and Emmy had a relationship and this was just an expression of their love, all the while Matthew was still thrusting away.

“That boy ain’t never been right”, according to his uncle Ted.

Phil called the cops because he’s no idiot and his son is a sick f*ck. When authorities arrived, they immediatly removed him from the presense of Emmy and into the back of a police cruiser. He is currently on a 72hr hold at a mental hospital.

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4 thoughts on “Man Caught Having Sex With The Family Sheep”

  1. The pic of Moe is the same as “Horseshoe” who was to have eaten his family in PA and caught in FL. Kinda makes me wanna call bullshit on these “news” stories.

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    • Unfortunately if you look back there is a and SICK TWISTED part in the Amish religious history where they did do this.
      It was a Baaaad idea, said the Yew with a SHEEPISH twisted grin! She was Defrocken, Extra Juicy Lamb chops, was she freshly Fleeced! Were they serving Mint Jelly someplace.
      The Sick”O” needs Permantely castrated cut them off UNIC. something isnt correct chances of him harming a child are far to great to risk it. Better safe than sorry.

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