Man Arrested. “He Was Taking Pubes From The Shower Drains At Gym To Plant At Crimes He Would Commit”

Ventura, CA – L.A. Fitness is your local super chain gym. People from all walks of life and ages attend this and many other gyms all over the world daily. At this particular gym Peter Guine was caught by several members of the facility stealing hairs. “He was taking pubes from the shower drains and off the floor. This is one sick bastard!”, said a gym member. He was quickly reported to gym employees who alerted local authorities.

Authorities tried to question Guine (43), but he refused to talk without a lawyer present. A quick background check on Guine showed a long history of arrests. We are not allowed to speak on his arrests as he was never convicted, but it did cause enough suspicion for authorities to get a search warrant for his apartment.

“I feel violated that my pubes were taken without my permission. If he would of just bought them off my ETSY I would of had no problem. But to steal them is just gross!”, Alex Vouderhousen on the state of his pubes.

Peter ironically live across the street from the county jail so it didn’t take long for detectives for make the journey to Guine’s apartment where there found some truly strange shit. There were shelves full of jars of hair. Leg hairs, arm hairs, head hairs, random body hairs and pubic hairs. All had their roots attached which led authorities to believe Guine was going to or had planted hair at his crimes scenes that would link others by DNA in the root of the hair.

“I don’t know man. I just work here”, one employees response when asked about the case.

It is not know if Peter had ever used his hair collection in any crimes. He was charged with theft of personal property, stalking, menace to society and collecting DNA with plans for the commission of future crimes.

He was sentenced to 2 years in prison and 5 years probation. If you see Peter in the future, run the other way!

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