Stripper Drops Turd On Stage. Requests For Her Lap Dances Double As A Result

google

Houston, TX- Stipper Maryanne “Diamond” Simons is a popular stripper at Knockers, but as of Saturday night she is the must see attraction!

It was just a regular Saturday night as Diamond was dancing to some nickleback song when things started to take a turn in a new direction. Diamond dropped her bottoms and got on the pole for an upside-down twerk and spin. Well about 10 seconds into her twerking a solid turd flung out her butthole. Patrons for some odd reason didn’t seem to mind. Diamond was embarrassed and ran offstage only to be brought back by chants of her name from the crowd.

“The customers really seemed to enjoy what happened on Saturday”, said Diamond. The only problem is no one can predict when the next turd will going flying out her butt. As a result her lap dances have doubled as people are hoping to have a front row seat to her next turd show. “I can only do one turd per night” she said.

With the limited supply of shit, her shows are the latest craze in stripping. People are trying to learn how she does it as much as they want to see her do it.

7 Comments

  1. That’s absolutely NOTHING to be proud of or to even have it posted. It’s disgraceful and sickening. Last but definitely not least it’s another way of degrading all women.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.


*