Montana Man Arrested After His Best Selling Jerky Is Found To Be Made Of Human Meat
Butte, MT – 72 year old Shep Arnold has been arrested for selling dehydrated human meat A.K.A. jerky at his general store “Shep’s Goods”. Well […]
Woman Gets iPhone 11 Stuck In Vagina While Shoplifting At Best Buy
Los Angeles, CA- Shelia Ryans needed money and she needed it fast. iPhone 11’s sell quick on the streets and she knew that. Shelia engaged […]
Los Angeles Man Wanted A Bone Organ Just Like The One From The Goonies. Gets Arrested For Grave Robbing.
Los Angeles, CA- Linus Rickenbacher is spending time in LA’s twin towers for the next 9 months after being caught grave robbing. He was looking […]
BREAKING NEWS: COCAINE KILLS CORONAVIRUS
Atlanta, GA- The CDC (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention), have announced cocaine as the antidote for the coronavirus. This news was found out when […]
Florida Woman Doesn’t Understand Why MAC Cosmetics Won’t Hire Her
Jacksonville, FL- Vicky Soline (26) has wanted to work in the cosmetic industry ever since she can remember. She grew up putting makeup on all […]
Man Injects Diarrhea From A Turkey Baster Into Other Contestants Chili At Annual Cook Off
Houston, TX- Larry Randolph was sick and tired of losing the annual chili cook off in his hometown of Houston. “My chili is just as […]
Man Released From Prison After 35yrs, Breaks The Law To Go Back After He See’s How Screwed The World Is. Says He Feels “Safer” On The Inside.
Phoenix, AZ- In 1985 Carl Montana was convicted of 4 counts sexual battery and attempted rape and sentenced to 50yrs in prison, but after 35yrs […]
Florida Man uses dog poop people leave in his yard as payback
Hollywood, FL- Jack Steffen was fed up with people not cleaning up their dog’s shit in his yard. He had contacted authorities on many occasions, […]
Man Caught Having Sex With The Family Sheep
Beaumont, TX – Matthew “Moe” Johnson was arrested Sunday when he was caught having sexual relations with “Emmy”, the family sheep. Moe was caught by […]
Florida Man Is About To Lose His Hand After Using It To Wipe His Butt For 3yrs Because Toilet Paper “Secretly Gathers Information From The Anus”
Sarasota, Florida – Alex Yankinov is about to lose his hand from an infection caused by it having continuous contact with his own feces. Alex […]