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Intercourse, PA- Shem Clemmit (24) is being sought after by local authorities after pictures of him surfaced on Instagram sporting stolen wheels on his vehicle. The wheels in question are 36 inches of pleasure. Wheel wholesaler Barney Minn reported the theft a week prior. Clemmit was last seen making a hard charge towards New York … Read more
Butte, MT- Bethany Sanders (31) was returning from a court hearing in Butte Montana where she was testifying against her uncle Shep Arnold in his human beef jerky trail. Sanders was hoping for a reduced sentence for her testimony. Sanders was complicit in some of the lesser crimes related to the human jerky saga and … Read more
London, England- Keith Richards (77) went missing the other night and not too many people were worried, as Keith is immortal right? Well no he’s not, but more to the point Richards was supposed to show up for a rehearsal at Wembley Stadium the previous night. If there’s one thing this rock and roll legend … Read more
Jed McBride is a 50 year old trailer park manager in the city of Beaumont Texas. He’s known around town for his bathtub crank. Beaumont Sheriff Bricoe Delmund has had it out for McBride ever since Jed slept with his sister back in high school. Jed was tired of the sheriff shutting down his meth … Read more
Atlanta, GA- Dan Cathy 68, is not a household name, but his chicken is. Dan is CEO of Chick-fil-A and after returning from a failed trip to England where the Queen denied his request to meet, stories started surfacing of a hotel party where he was at attendance. Cathy and the Manchester United Football team … Read more
Santa Monica, CA- Snapchat has found themselves in hot water after reports were leaked that two software developers had been saving snaps from users. This is expressly forbidden. No employee shall embark on nefarious pleasures by violating users rights. Two developers were caught in the janitors closet whacking it to a cache of elderly women … Read more