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Linda Tibur (35) of Butte MT, recently found out she is 11 months pregnant. Weighing in at 600lbs. Linda spends a bit of time at Dr.’s appointments to keep an eye on her health. It’s not unusual her to have stomach and gastrointestinal issues due to her diet. Last week Ms. Tibur went to her … Read more
Los Angeles, CA- Claire McAuthry (28), who goes by the stage name “Divinity Reigns”, has been dancing on poles for a couple years and has seen many things that would shock the everyday person. What Claire didn’t know was that she was about to get the shock of her life. Ms. McAuthry makes good money … Read more
Butte, MT- Jessica Marshall (28) of Butte Montana has been arrested on 7 counts of cannibalism. Ms. Marshall is not accused of any killings or crimes other than the eating of humans. Ms. Marshall is a well loved local Butte school teacher and a respected member of the community. Having lived in Butte her whole … Read more
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Houston, TX- Elon Musk has launched his sperm into space. Not surprised? Neither are we. The megalomaniac has been using Spacex rockets to scatter these cryotanks all over space and into unknown universes. Apparently Musk has long held to the idea that there is life, intelligent life other than our own and who better than … Read more
Selma confirms her body is still top notch in these amazing pictures!!!