America- The KKK have released a statement to the public claiming that their racist ways are now a thing of the past; “For too many years have we hid behind our little white sheets. We’re a mob of middle class white men with fat wives who make us cucks. Too […]
John (Jack) Kirkman was a Mailman in the 1950’s and 60’s in Southern California. His route was in the San Diego area. Back in those days mail delivery was more personal than it is now. No banks of mailboxes waiting to be filled. Jack knew just about everyone on his […]
Bakersfield, CA- Elizabeth Duncan (27), is a single mother of two infant male twins. Somehow she was able to leave the hospital after naming her children; Adolf Hitler Duncan and Osama Bin Laden Duncan. With those names on record she went on her way to start her new life as […]
Hollywood, CA- In sad news today, a spokesperson for Caitlyn Jenner has confirmed rumors that the athlete, media mogul, inspirer of millions, has indeed been diagnosed with stage 3 testicular cancer. Contrary to popular opinion, Jenner’s balls were not removed along with her penis during her transitional operation. Instead they […]
Honolulu, HI – Newlyweds Sean and Caroline Wilson from Costa Mesa California were on their dream honeymoon having the time of their lives. Caroline was really loving the buffet the hotel offered and Sean couldn’t get enough of the WiFi so he could keep up with his buds online. The […]
Ojai, California- There is unrest in the scenic little town of Ojai California today. Popular resident Frances Anderson (42), has gone missing the day after a Judge ruled she could not marry her beloved German Shepard, ‘Roscoe’. Frances and Roscoe had been making news with their relationship in and around […]
Oxnard, CA- Clarissa Owens woke up this morning in the Ventura County Jail. She was placed into custody late last night after an altercation involving her husband where she beat him up. Clarissa was upset over a sign her husband, Kirk, had purchased from Bed Bath and Beyond. The sign […]
Houston, Texas- Lucy Benson (81), has been arrested on 43 charges of first degree murder. The suspect has been linked to at least 15 different retirement homes where suspicious deaths have occurred. Benson would befriend men whom had no heirs to leave money. She would gain their trust and build […]
New York, NY- Several years back, Yoko Ono confirmed the two had an affair in the 70’s and it seems their affection for one another has picked up right where it left off. Yoko Ono and Hillary Clinton were seen kissing behind the Waldorf Astoria. The two rushed hand in […]
Phoenix, AZ- Kenneth Fontaine (36) was apprehended by Maricopa county Sherrif’s during a routine traffic stop late Wednesday night. Fontaine was seen driving erratically down E. Bell Rd. and later pulled over for failure to yield at a four way stop. When the Sheriff’s Deputy approached the driver’s door , […]
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