Los Angeles, CA- Prostitute Kylie Porter (25), was sitting in the Los Angeles county jail on solicitation of prostitution charges this past weekend when she reached out to reporters in regards to the President’s son, Hunter Biden. Ms. Porter, who has AIDS, had an ongoing affair with Hunter in the […]
Chuck Simons of Miami Florida has made a shocking confession to police. Simons claims that he was abducted by Aliens and had spent over one month aboard a spaceship. While in the custody of the Extraterrestrials, Simons says that he was probed Anally for 37 straight days. “They would stick […]
Clint Eastwood (92), was rushed to a local Carmel Hospital earlier today after the deadly Ligma virus took control of his vital organs. The storied actor, director and champion for the common man, was feeling fine just days prior. A spokesman for the Actor had this to say to media […]
Los Angeles – June 8th, Becky Mcleod and Stephanie Cooper went to a newly reopened restaurant in Los Angeles and had their first public meal in months. The two friends went to their favorite spot and enjoyed their day. They had salads and split a chocolate shake. About 3 days […]
Conroe, TX- Randy Gibbons (73), was arrested for desecration of a corpse and failing to alert authorities of his wife, Pearl’s passing. But he had no idea she was dead until their daughter came to visit. The is an excerpt of an interview with Cathy Gibbons, Randy and Pearl’s daughter, […]
Carterville, Il – Linda Anders (41), had been a participant in Carterville’s annual spaghetti cook-off for the last 12 years. In those dozen years, the highest she had placed was 2nd and Linda knew 2nd was just the first loser. For 2022 and lucky contest number 13, Linda used a […]
Honolulu, HI – Newlyweds Sean and Caroline Wilson from Costa Mesa California were on their dream honeymoon having the time of their lives. Caroline was really loving the buffet the hotel offered and Sean couldn’t get enough of the WiFi so he could keep up with his buds online. The […]
Dennis Rader (77) AKA “The BTK” Killer, has recently spoke to media about the upcoming 2024 presidential election and his views on a possible candidate. Rader has been a known detractor of Trumps in the past. “Impeach President Trump. That’s all I’ll say about him.”, Rader was quoted saying a […]
New York, NY- Jackie and Lola Anders (27) are riding the wave of success after teaming up with Abby and Britttany Hensel. The Anders’ sisters are not used to being in the national spotlight with the rest of the world talking about them and their talents. Enter Melody and Lexi […]
Washington D.C.- A letter penned by The Zodiac Killer has reached scores of media outlets today. In his letter The Zodiac Killer wants to make it clear that, “While I have made many many mistakes in my life, please stop saying I’m that Grandpa Munster looking monster, Ted Cruz. The […]
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