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Hollywood , CA- After many years of speculation Ryan Seacrest comes out of the closet in spectacular fashion by announcing he is in a relationship with Mario Lopez. Wait Mario Lopez?! You heard right! By Seacrest announcing their relationship, Lopez also came out of the closet. Lopez like Seacrest, was also believed to be in … Read more
Malibu, CA – Danny DeVito was found in his backyard pool on Monday January 11th, 2021. DeVito is widely known for his love of swimming. DeVito’s passion for the water came to him while rehearsing his role as the Penguin in 1992’s Batman Returns. “He really wanted to learn all the characteristics of penguins. For … Read more
Port Washington, WI- Dustin “Screech” Diamond (43), was finishing up a 5 year sentence for a 3rd degree murder charge that stemmed from an altercation after someone criticized his comedic skills (or lack there of) and heckled him at a comedy club, when he was tragically struck down in a prison shanking. The incident which … Read more
Here are some gorgeous photos of Gwen to remind you just what a beauty she is!
Shakira’s reminding us to not forget how beautiful she is. Don’t worry we never forgot!
AMERICA, USA – Rock ‘n roll icon Bruce Springsteen will not be singing “Born in the USA” again anytime soon it seems. The rocker told ringsssss.com “After yesterday’s bullshit, I can’t, in good faith sing my song. This is not a slight to the American people. I just can’t”. We think this may be the … Read more