Van Nuys, Ca- Brittany and Abby Hensel are teaming up with Jackie and Lola Anders to star in the first ever adult film featuring two sets of siamese twins. If this was any other year, this might be shocking, but 2020 is the year of the unexpected. The Hensel twins have been in the public … Read more 2 Sets Of Popular Siamese Twins To Star In Adult Film Together
Dallas, TX- 29 year old Kevin Dooley has gone where no man has gone before and had a second penis attached to himself. This poor lad could never get a second date and it had him thoroughly confounded. Dooley has a good job, nice home and car. A sweet German Shepard and four cats. The … Read more DALLAS MAN HAS DOCTOR ATTACH SECOND PENIS TO HELP HIM FIND A GIRLFRIEND.
Helena, MT- Helena Regional Airport was the site of some commotion today when a large man was caught trying to smuggle 45 MAGA hats in his anus onto a airplane. Peter Peters was stopped by TSA when the body scanner showed the hats in his ass. TSA agents asked Peter why he didn’t just put … Read more Man Caught Trying To Smuggle 45 MAGA Hats Onto Airplane In His Rectal Cavity. “Why Didn’t He Just Put Them In His Suitcase?”
Beverly Hills, CA- Karen Wondersnatch has been locked up after found screaming at a white cat during the early hours of September 27, 2020. Apparently Karen had found her husband and the cat in a compromising situation. Not only that, but Karen’s toy poodle Felix was part of the action as well. The white cat … Read more Karen Is Locked Up In An Insane Asylum After Accusing White Cat Of Sleeping With Husband Chad And Toy Poodle 🐩 Brad
Phoenix, AZ- Rebecca Miller (26), is the kind of teacher that goes above and beyond to reach her students and help them to achieve their goals. Miller knew this year would be tough, what with all classes be held on Zoom, she was going to have a hard time keeping students attention. As a way … Read more Teacher Caught Stripping For Students During Private Zoom Sessions
Los Angeles, CA- News broke over the weekend that pop superstar Katy Perry has reached an agreement with adult toy super company, Fleshlight, to produce a limited edition Fleshlight based off of Ms. Perry’s specifications. The deal between the two is reported to be worth in excess of $100 million dollars over the next 10 … Read more Katy Perry To Become First A-List Celebrity To Have The Adult Toy, Fleshlight Molded After Her Vagina