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Over 350 Children Linked By DNA To Mailman From The 1950’s And 60’s

May 1, 2023 Bonine 0
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John (Jack) Kirkman was a Mailman in the 1950’s and 60’s in Southern California. His route was in the San Diego area. Back in those days mail delivery was more personal than it is now. No banks of mailboxes waiting to be filled. Jack knew just about everyone on his […]

Court Battle Over Woman’s Desire To Name Her Infant Twins; “Adolf Hitler and Osama Bin Laden” Rages On.

April 5, 2023 Bonine 0
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Bakersfield, CA- Elizabeth Duncan (27), is a single mother of two infant male twins. Somehow she was able to leave the hospital after naming her children; Adolf Hitler Duncan and Osama Bin Laden Duncan. With those names on record she went on her way to start her new life as […]

Caitlyn Jenner Regrets Keeping Her Balls After Stage 3 Testicular Cancer Diagnosis

April 4, 2023 Bonine 0
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Hollywood, CA- In sad news today, a spokesperson for Caitlyn Jenner has confirmed rumors that the athlete, media mogul, inspirer of millions, has indeed been diagnosed with stage 3 testicular cancer. Contrary to popular opinion, Jenner’s balls were not removed along with her penis during her transitional operation. Instead they […]

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Tragedy Strikes As Man Suffocates To Death Under Wife’s Stomach

March 8, 2023 Bonine 0
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Honolulu, HI – Newlyweds Sean and Caroline Wilson from Costa Mesa California were on their dream honeymoon having the time of their lives. Caroline was really loving the buffet the hotel offered and Sean couldn’t get enough of the WiFi so he could keep up with his buds online. The […]

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Woman And Her German Shepard Lover Go Missing The Day After A Judge Rules They Cannot Be Wed

February 8, 2023 Bonine 0
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Ojai, California- There is unrest in the scenic little town of Ojai California today. Popular resident Frances Anderson (42), has gone missing the day after a Judge ruled she could not marry her beloved German Shepard, ‘Roscoe’. Frances and Roscoe had been making news with their relationship in and around […]

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Woman Beats Up Husband After He Hangs Up “Generic White Girl Propaganda” In The Form Of A Live, Laugh, Love Sign.

February 1, 2023 Bonine 0
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Oxnard, CA- Clarissa Owens woke up this morning in the Ventura County Jail. She was placed into custody late last night after an altercation involving her husband where she beat him up. Clarissa was upset over a sign her husband, Kirk, had purchased from Bed Bath and Beyond. The sign […]

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Woman Responsible For 43 Retirement Home Deaths Involving Viagra And Sex

January 6, 2023 Bonine 1
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Houston, Texas- Lucy Benson (81), has been arrested on 43 charges of first degree murder. The suspect has been linked to at least 15 different retirement homes where suspicious deaths have occurred. Benson would befriend men whom had no heirs to leave money. She would gain their trust and build […]

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Hillary Clinton And Yoko Ono Seen Being Intimate In Public

January 6, 2023 Bonine 0
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New York, NY- Several years back, Yoko Ono confirmed the two had an affair in the 70’s and it seems their affection for one another has picked up right where it left off. Yoko Ono and Hillary Clinton were seen kissing behind the Waldorf Astoria. The two rushed hand in […]

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WANTED PUBLIC MASTURBATOR Has Been Arrested Despite Altering His Appearance By Shaving His Mustache And Losing 35lbs.

January 5, 2023 Bonine 0
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Phoenix, AZ- Kenneth Fontaine (36) was apprehended by Maricopa county Sherrif’s during a routine traffic stop late Wednesday night. Fontaine was seen driving erratically down E. Bell Rd. and later pulled over for failure to yield at a four way stop. When the Sheriff’s Deputy approached the driver’s door , […]

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Bernie Sanders Dares Donald Trump To Compare Dicks. “Let’s Lay ‘Em Out On A Table To See Which One’s Bigger”

January 2, 2023 Bonine 0
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Washington, DC- Bernie Sanders has had enough and he wants to settle the score once and for all with Donald Trump. Sanders believes Trump’s supporters enjoy many manly and masculine things; “Big trucks, oil, football, guns, BBQ, an odd fascination with deer and the like. So I figure comparing my […]

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