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Dr. J. Satire Ever wonder what it would be like to bang your favorite celebrity? Well come summer 2022 you just may get your chance. Charles Andover (40), is planning to open the world’s first robotic celebrity brothel. Want to have sex with Jennifer Lopez? No problem. Jennifer Lawrence? Sure! Depending on the celebrity and availability, expect to … Read more
Tallahassee, FL- Janos Slynt aged 47 was caught in his trailer park hours after running away from an intersection where he had just shat on half a dozens cars. A trail of shite led from the left turn lane to his locale. Slynt was caught brown handed walking back to his trailer from the scene … Read more
Hollywood , CA- After many years of speculation Ryan Seacrest comes out of the closet in spectacular fashion by announcing he is in a relationship with Mario Lopez. Wait Mario Lopez?! You heard right! By Seacrest announcing their relationship, Lopez also came out of the closet. Lopez like Seacrest, was also believed to be in … Read more
Malibu, CA – Danny DeVito was found in his backyard pool on Monday January 11th, 2021. DeVito is widely known for his love of swimming. DeVito’s passion for the water came to him while rehearsing his role as the Penguin in 1992’s Batman Returns. “He really wanted to learn all the characteristics of penguins. For … Read more
Port Washington, WI- Dustin “Screech” Diamond (43), was finishing up a 5 year sentence for a 3rd degree murder charge that stemmed from an altercation after someone criticized his comedic skills (or lack there of) and heckled him at a comedy club, when he was tragically struck down in a prison shanking. The incident which … Read more
Here are some gorgeous photos of Gwen to remind you just what a beauty she is!