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Bakersfield, CA- Pete and Jenny Carter are known for their knock down drag out fights. Their neighbors have been complaining for years, but the couple never fight for long and always make up before bed. In bed they get loud all over again and the neighbors complain, again. This is life in beautiful Bakersfield. After … Read more
Los Angeles, CA- Lars Ulrich (57), drummer of the band Metallica was rushed to UCLA medical center in what seemed to be a stomach issue. Lars was complaining of incredible pain radiating from his lower intestines. Doctors were stumped. Food poisoning was ruled out as Lars was in the midst of fasting for a week. … Read more
Los Angeles, CA- Peter Detwiler (32), was an elite TSA officer at LAX until a failed drug test cost him his job. Peter was always seen as a no-nonsense, by the book super security guard. Now that image has been shatter by his failing of a random drug test. “The results came back positive for … Read more
John Francis Bongiovi Jr. known to the world as Jon Bon Jovi, was born March 2, 1962 in Perth Amboy New Jersey. His Band Bon Jovi has put out 15 studio albums. Over the past almost 40yrs Jovi has worked tirelessly to provide us with such amazing music. An inspiration to such band as; Three … Read more
Oxnard, CA- Ben Nichols (30), likes to party. He likes to impress people by drinking Bacardi 151 straight out of the bottle. One time he finished off an entire handle, 1.75L in one chug without puking. Ben also likes to smoke Camel non-filter cigarettes. He’s a good time kinda guy. One night at a house … Read more
Valeria Lukyanova, 36 has posed for some natural photos. Natural meaning no make-up of course. The only thing Valeria claims to be fake on her body, is her breasts. It’s hard to tell for sure if she is telling the truth about her bolt-ons being the only enhancement she has had without seeing her in … Read more