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Seattle, WA – Karen “Destiny” Williams (27) is a dancer at the local Knockers strip club in Seattle. On Tuesday night Destiny showed up for work at her regular time and was on stage getting warmed up for the night. Destiny has a very exciting pole routine and the place really gets hopping when she’s … Read more Stripper Has Unexpected Explosive Diarrhea, Slips Off Pole And Breaks Her Neck. “It was messy scene”

Ventura, CA – L.A. Fitness is your local super chain gym. People from all walks of life and ages attend this and many other gyms all over the world daily. At this particular gym Peter Guine was caught by several members of the facility stealing hairs. “He was taking pubes from the shower drains and … Read more Man Arrested. “He Was Taking Pubes From The Shower Drains At Gym To Plant At Crimes He Would Commit”

Fresno, CA- In 1960 at the age of 80 Clyde Riverton slipped into a coma while undergoing tests at a local hospital. At the time the family was unwilling to pull the plug and were hoping for a miracle. Over the years doctors would always say that he was in a very light coma and … Read more Man In Coma Turns 140. Should Guinness Award Him Oldest Living Man?

Dallas, TX- Wayne Gibbins is your everyday Texan living on the outskirts of Dallas. He and his wife have been married for 40 years. Well technically 26 years. You see the thing is his wife Peggy has actually been dead for the last 14 years. When Peggie passed away Wayne was in such grief he … Read more Dallas Man Has Been Living With The Mummified Remains Of His Wife For 14 Years Collecting Her Disability Checks

Sacramento, CA- June 10th 2020, At a press conference today Governor Gavin Newsom revealed a plan to help restore the states ecomony following the COVID-19 Pandemic. The plan is to legalize prostitution. Working closely with Nevada state lawmakers Newsom has gathered enough information to put forth a plan to have fully staffed brothels by the … Read more California To Legalize Prostitution As Way To Recover Financially From COVID-19 Once Pandemic Ends

Houston, TX- Brent Llyod had been working at McDonald’s for 4yrs and after a demotion from shift leader back to burger guy he was upset. Brent had spent 4 good years of the prime of his life working for McDonald’s and his plan to be assistant manager now seemed out of reach. Llyod was fuming … Read more McDonald’s Worker Fired For Putting Toe Nail Clippings In Big Macs Instead Of Onions

Seattle, WA – Amid rumors of a Nirvana reunion, Dave Grohl announced that Post Malone will be filling in for Curt Cobain during the 11 city tour. “Krist and I both saw Malone’s video on youtube and we’re like, “He’s the guy. He’s the guy!” Post Malone uploaded a video on YouTube to raise money … Read more Nirvana Reunion Shows To Feature Post Malone

Santa Barbara, CA – During some construction on Neverland Ranch on may 31, 2020 a man found a time capsule buried just 3 feet below the surface near the Northwest end of the property. At first the worker wasn’t sure what the contraption was. But as he was told by his boss at the start … Read more Michael Jackson Left Behind Time Capsule From 1995 On Neverland Ranch. You Won’t Believe What Was Found Inside!