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Karen McHough (34), was in line for Walmart’s Black Friday sale which unceremoniously started on Wednesday. Karen forgot her vape in her car so she asked the couple in line behind her to save her spot. The couple agreed. Relieved she could go grab her vape and be back in line to buy all the … Read more
Orlando, FL- Lola Anders (27),was arrested after remains of her Ex-boyfriend were found underneath her home. Lola had her 15 minutes of fame years ago when she came onto the scene with a third boob. The authenticity of her breast(s) is not under question today, but what is is why were her Ex’s remains under … Read more
Jackie and Lola Anders hit the ground running starring in an adult film with the Hensel twins. Their talents paid off as the movie went on to gross $65 million dollars, the most ever for a debut porn star. The popularity of that film brought the Mason and McAllister sisters out of their shells., Molly … Read more
Los Angeles, CA- Word has leaked that Gwen Stefani is not the driving force behind all her new plastic surgeries. You would had to have lived under a rock the last 25 plus years not to know who Gwen is or how beautiful of a woman she has always been. Blake (we’re not actually sure … Read more
Bakersfield, CA- Matthew Fithem (52), kept his mothers body in a freezer after she died of natural causes 3 years earlier. It is unknown as to why he didn’t alert authorities to her death, but the suspicion is that he wanted to keep her all to himself. Oscar Valentino was called out to the Fithem … Read more
Jacksonville, FL- Grant Vivney who is making news out of Jacksonville. Originally from Australia Grant has been making a living selling alligator goods at local flea markets and swap-meets. He’s got the trademark Crocodile Dundee/ Steve Irwin accent and charisma. His gator skin boots are legendary, but it’s his belts that have really helped him … Read more