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Carterville, Il – Linda Anders (41), had been a participant in Carterville’s annual spaghetti cook-off for the last 12 years. In those dozen years, the highest she had placed was 2nd and Linda knew 2nd was just the first loser. For 2022 and lucky contest number 13, Linda used a […]

Honolulu, HI – Newlyweds Sean and Caroline Wilson from Costa Mesa California were on their dream honeymoon having the time of their lives. Caroline was really loving the buffet the hotel offered and Sean couldn’t get enough of the WiFi so he could keep up with his buds online. The […]

New York, NY- A popular Domino’s pizza restaurant has been shut down after a surprise inspection by Domino’s Corporate offices. The inspection revealed the restaurant was using various brands of store bought frozen pizza’s to cut costs. It is said that hard times drove store owner, Walter Hughes to take […]

Melanie Goodhue (20) of Fresno California was attending UCSB (the University of California Santa Barbara) when she was arrested for desecration of a corpse and improper sexual contact on school property. Melanie was thinking about a career in the medical field as a nurse or doctor, so she had signed […]

Paul Tuttle Sr. (72) of Orange County Choppers fame, has written a new tell all book “Ride My Hog” about his life and times as king of the 2000’s reality shows and beyond. “They were wild times. Sex parties, booze and more cocaine that Tony Montana ever dreamed of”, writes […]

Chico, CA- Martin Edgewater was at Best Buy looking for the perfect gifts this past holiday season. Lines were everywhere. All the registers were backed up and people were packed in like cattle. All this commotion and traffic made it hard to see the floor and that would spell disaster […]

Luke and Carole Offenhiem were celebrating their 2nd wedding anniversary when the most terrible thing happened. While vacationing in Honolulu, the couple decided to rent a small boat and go exploring. About an hour into the trip the two stopped somewhere in the pacific to have sandwiches. About to head […]

Recently freed Bill Cosby is once again in the headlines for being involved in illicit sexual activity. This time around he is the accuser. Cosby says that during a break while taping The Martha Stewart Show, Martha barged into his dressing room and stripped out of her clothes to reveal […]

Manny Lews passed away on Sunday when his penis got lodged in his throat and he suffocated to death. Manny had long been known to be able to suck his own dick. He would do it at parties or for the right amount of cash, but what people didn’t know […]

Amazon has been purchasing embryo’s scheduled for destruction at an alarming rate. It is said that by the end of 2022 they will have amassed close to 2 million embryos. The ones they are buying are past the point of viability. The fact that they are no longer viable allows […]