epidemiology

Los Angeles, CA- Dr. Peter Launt (41) is in Los Angeles’ county jail, the “Twin Towers” awaiting trail for the illegal consumption of an embryo. Other charges facing the doctor include; Felony destruction of an embryo, 14 separate HIPAA violations, Theft, Malpractice, and many potential civil suits also await the […]

Alex Cortez (29) of Oxnard California was arrested leaving a Golden Corral buffet. Alex had spent the last 11hrs in the restaurant eating at the all you can eat buffet while his 9 children and wife waited for him in the family van out in the parking lot. A cook […]

Houston, Texas- Joel Osteen has been granted permission by Pope Francis and President Joe Biden to be the first pope of America. Francis and Biden reached out to the mega pastor to offer the position with many believing he was told “it would be wise for you to accept, Pope’s […]

The Juice, Orenthal James Simpson (74) is set to expire. He was set loose not long ago and life hasn’t been easy for the former pro-bowler. With a dark cloud of suspicion forever above his head OJ could never really get a blank slate to start over with. No longer […]

Fairhope, AL- Kevin Hoosier (30), has passed away from injuries sustained at the hands of an unknown number of sheep. Kevin had been a sheep farmer all his life. The family sheep farm goes back 5 generations. Some say there is sheep blood running through the Hoosier family veins. Unlike […]

Ojai, CA- Late last night a S.W.A.T. team raided an underground brothel that catered to those who enjoy sleeping with the dead. Right on highway 33, this brothel blended in with the rest of the businesses on that stretch of road. During the day it was an abandoned building, but […]

Bakersfield, CA- Matthew Fithem (52), kept his mothers body in a freezer after she died of natural causes 3 years earlier. It is unknown as to why he didn’t alert authorities to her death, but the suspicion is that he wanted to keep her all to himself. Oscar Valentino was […]

Burlington, MA- Kuerig Dr Pepper has announced that the company will no longer produce the long running citrus drink 7UP. CEO Robert Gamgort made the announcement early October 15th regarding the long running beverage. Sales have been at an all time low. “7UP has meant so much to all of […]

Los Angeles, CA- LAX, Los Angeles International Airport, has the touchiest TSA agents anywhere in America according to a study put on by the National Institute of Studies. TSA agent qualifications have taken a huge drop off since the inception of the agency. The agency was created out of a […]

Butte, MT – Raymond Miller (28) has been missing from Butte, MT for nearly 5yrs now and with the breaking case of Shep Arnold and his human jerky arrest, authorities have connected DNA from Miller to jerky found in Shep’s Goods. With the arrest of Arnold the FBI had been […]