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Fertility Doctor Behind Bars After Snorting An Embryo Up His Nose

May 11, 2022 Bonine 0
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Los Angeles, CA- Dr. Peter Launt (41) is in Los Angeles’ county jail, the “Twin Towers” awaiting trail for the illegal consumption of an embryo. Other charges facing the doctor include; Felony destruction of an embryo, 14 separate HIPAA violations, Theft, Malpractice, and many potential civil suits also await the […]

Man Faces 140yrs In Prison After Spending 11 Hours At A Buffet While His Wife And 9 Children Waited Hungry In The Van

March 26, 2022 Bonine 0
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Alex Cortez (29) of Oxnard California was arrested leaving a Golden Corral buffet. Alex had spent the last 11hrs in the restaurant eating at the all you can eat buffet while his 9 children and wife waited for him in the family van out in the parking lot. A cook […]

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Joel Osteen To Become America’s First Pope. Pope Francis And President Biden Are Behind Him 100%

March 24, 2022 Bonine 0
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Houston, Texas- Joel Osteen has been granted permission by Pope Francis and President Joe Biden to be the first pope of America. Francis and Biden reached out to the mega pastor to offer the position with many believing he was told “it would be wise for you to accept, Pope’s […]

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OJ Simpson Dying Of AIDS He Acquired From Prostitute In Mexico

December 4, 2021 Bonine 0
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The Juice, Orenthal James Simpson (74) is set to expire. He was set loose not long ago and life hasn’t been easy for the former pro-bowler. With a dark cloud of suspicion forever above his head OJ could never really get a blank slate to start over with. No longer […]

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Sheep Attack And Kill The Man Who Had Been Sexually Abusing Them

December 3, 2021 Bonine 0
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Fairhope, AL- Kevin Hoosier (30), has passed away from injuries sustained at the hands of an unknown number of sheep. Kevin had been a sheep farmer all his life. The family sheep farm goes back 5 generations. Some say there is sheep blood running through the Hoosier family veins. Unlike […]

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Secret Necrophiliac Brothel Shut Down In Ojai California

November 20, 2021 Bonine 0
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Ojai, CA- Late last night a S.W.A.T. team raided an underground brothel that catered to those who enjoy sleeping with the dead. Right on highway 33, this brothel blended in with the rest of the businesses on that stretch of road. During the day it was an abandoned building, but […]

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California Man Keeps His Mothers Body In Freezer For “Those Long Lonely Nights”

November 17, 2021 Bonine 0
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Bakersfield, CA- Matthew Fithem (52), kept his mothers body in a freezer after she died of natural causes 3 years earlier. It is unknown as to why he didn’t alert authorities to her death, but the suspicion is that he wanted to keep her all to himself. Oscar Valentino was […]

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7UP To Be Discontinued. “No One Under 40 Knows What It Is”

October 15, 2021 Bonine 0
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Burlington, MA- Kuerig Dr Pepper has announced that the company will no longer produce the long running citrus drink 7UP. CEO Robert Gamgort made the announcement early October 15th regarding the long running beverage. Sales have been at an all time low. “7UP has meant so much to all of […]

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LAX TSA AGENTS SEARCH MORE BOOTY’S THAN ANY OTHER AIRPORT

October 15, 2020 Bonine 0
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Los Angeles, CA- LAX, Los Angeles International Airport, has the touchiest TSA agents anywhere in America according to a study put on by the National Institute of Studies. TSA agent qualifications have taken a huge drop off since the inception of the agency. The agency was created out of a […]

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DNA Confirms Missing Montana Man Was Turned Into Beef Jerky

May 14, 2020 Bonine 0
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Butte, MT – Raymond Miller (28) has been missing from Butte, MT for nearly 5yrs now and with the breaking case of Shep Arnold and his human jerky arrest, authorities have connected DNA from Miller to jerky found in Shep’s Goods. With the arrest of Arnold the FBI had been […]

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