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O.J. Simpson’s Death Bed Confession: “Khloe Kardashian Is My Daughter”

April 15, 2022 Bonine 0
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Las Vegas, NV- Orenthal James Simpson (74), commonly referred to as “O.J.” is in hospice at his Las Vegas home. O.J. acquired AIDS from a prostitute in Mexico after being banished from Las Vegas brothels. In the weeks leading up to what is likely the end, O.J. has hinted at […]

Geraldo Rivera Caught Sending Nudes To Taylor Swift. “One Picture Was His Penis Next To A Coke Can”

March 4, 2022 Bonine 0
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Long time television personality Geraldo Rivera has been put on blast by Taylor Swift’s camp. Rivera inundated Swift with sexually explicit pictures via Instagram. “One picture was his penis next to a Coke can”, a friend of Swift’s said. Rivera is in various states of undress and in several of […]

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Meth Addicted Teacher’s Aide Pops Her Pimples On Students During Drug Binge

January 7, 2022 Bonine 0
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Montclair, NJ-Carla Marshall has been arrested following reports of her popping pimples on unsuspecting high school students. “She showed up late to class and was talking 100 miles an hour and she looked crazy!”, one student said. Carla helps grade papers and answer questions students may have to help lighten […]

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Elderly Couple Finds Out They Are Siblings Through Ancestry DNA Test. This Is What They Think About The Results

December 30, 2021 Bonine 0
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Birmingham Alabama- Ernest And Mary Roberts have been married 62 loving years. The couple has 5 children, 12 grandchildren and 22 great-grandchildren. Their love is undeniable and their family adores them. For their 62nd wedding anniversary one of their grandchildren bought them a Ancestry DNA test because they both had […]

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Man Pretends To Be A Cow In Milking Competition, Gets Jacked-Off For Hours

December 23, 2021 Bonine 0
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Carl Twinly of Beaumont Texas has been arrested on charges of public indecency and masturbation by deception. Mr. Twinly posed as a dairy cow during the local 4-H milking competition. Carl was milked by a total of 13 contestants before his ruse was uncovered. “I’m the best milker in 3 […]

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Woman Crashes Car Into Walmart After Losing Place In Line On Black Friday

November 26, 2021 Bonine 0
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Karen McHough (34), was in line for Walmart’s Black Friday sale which unceremoniously started on Wednesday. Karen forgot her vape in her car so she asked the couple in line behind her to save her spot. The couple agreed. Relieved she could go grab her vape and be back in […]

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Laundromat Owner Laces Water With Laxatives To Increase Business

November 16, 2021 Bonine 0
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Houston, TX- Ralph Leander (37) was the owner/manager of a popular laundromat in Houston until his scheme to increase business was foiled after 33 people crapped themselves and the only thing they had in common was that they all did their laundry at his place. Ralph has been down on […]

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Jobless Man Arrested After Calling In Sick To Places Where He Doesn’t Work

November 13, 2021 Bonine 0
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Butte, MT- Sebastian Taylor has been out of a job for about 13 years. Most of that time he has mooched off various family members and of course the government. Always trying to impress the world Sebastian recently tried to make some viral videos of himself calling sick into places […]

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The Pirates Of The Caribbean Ride Had To Shut Down At Disneyland After Woman Has Explosive Diarrhea On Boat

October 30, 2021 Bonine 0
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Disneyland, CA- In what can only be described as a disgusting turn of events, The Pirates Of The Caribbean ride is closed until further notice after a woman shat all over one of the boats on the ride and in the water as well. All was going on great Saturday […]

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Man Narrowly Escapes Death After Foolishly Inserting His Penis Multiple Times Into A Giant Sea Clam Without Knowing He Is Allergic To Shellfish

October 27, 2021 Bonine 0
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Ryan Lester (33) of Galveston Texas, is at home recovering after a near death experience with a giant sea clam. Ryan was taking a late night stroll on the shores of Galveston to try and help get over a breakup. His girlfriend had broken up with him the week prior. […]

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