Human Interest

Las Vegas, NV- Orenthal James Simpson (74), commonly referred to as “O.J.” is in hospice at his Las Vegas home. O.J. acquired AIDS from a prostitute in Mexico after being banished from Las Vegas brothels. In the weeks leading up to what is likely the end, O.J. has hinted at […]

Long time television personality Geraldo Rivera has been put on blast by Taylor Swift’s camp. Rivera inundated Swift with sexually explicit pictures via Instagram. “One picture was his penis next to a Coke can”, a friend of Swift’s said. Rivera is in various states of undress and in several of […]

Montclair, NJ-Carla Marshall has been arrested following reports of her popping pimples on unsuspecting high school students. “She showed up late to class and was talking 100 miles an hour and she looked crazy!”, one student said. Carla helps grade papers and answer questions students may have to help lighten […]

Birmingham Alabama- Ernest And Mary Roberts have been married 62 loving years. The couple has 5 children, 12 grandchildren and 22 great-grandchildren. Their love is undeniable and their family adores them. For their 62nd wedding anniversary one of their grandchildren bought them a Ancestry DNA test because they both had […]

Carl Twinly of Beaumont Texas has been arrested on charges of public indecency and masturbation by deception. Mr. Twinly posed as a dairy cow during the local 4-H milking competition. Carl was milked by a total of 13 contestants before his ruse was uncovered. “I’m the best milker in 3 […]

Karen McHough (34), was in line for Walmart’s Black Friday sale which unceremoniously started on Wednesday. Karen forgot her vape in her car so she asked the couple in line behind her to save her spot. The couple agreed. Relieved she could go grab her vape and be back in […]

Houston, TX- Ralph Leander (37) was the owner/manager of a popular laundromat in Houston until his scheme to increase business was foiled after 33 people crapped themselves and the only thing they had in common was that they all did their laundry at his place. Ralph has been down on […]

Butte, MT- Sebastian Taylor has been out of a job for about 13 years. Most of that time he has mooched off various family members and of course the government. Always trying to impress the world Sebastian recently tried to make some viral videos of himself calling sick into places […]

Disneyland, CA- In what can only be described as a disgusting turn of events, The Pirates Of The Caribbean ride is closed until further notice after a woman shat all over one of the boats on the ride and in the water as well. All was going on great Saturday […]

Ryan Lester (33) of Galveston Texas, is at home recovering after a near death experience with a giant sea clam. Ryan was taking a late night stroll on the shores of Galveston to try and help get over a breakup. His girlfriend had broken up with him the week prior. […]