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Bakersfield, CA- Elizabeth Duncan (27), is a single mother of two infant male twins. Somehow she was able to leave the hospital after naming her children; Adolf Hitler Duncan and Osama Bin Laden Duncan. With those names on record she went on her way to start her new life as […]

America, USA- The hate group, The KKK, have released the results of their year end review to their hate group members. Twitter was voted social media app of the year. Twitter was chosen head and shoulders above all other forms of online social media. Communist facebook was a very, very […]

Brian Pettibone (25) A.K.A. “Tupac” has been charge with 73 counts of felony murder. Pettibone claims to be the reincarnation of rap legend Tupac Shakur. Mr. Pettibone was born hours after Tupac died. His parents were great fans of the late rapper and would always tell their son how he […]

New York, NY- By now everyone knows of the love affair Hillary Clinton had with Yoko Ono back in the late 1970’s. What everyone does not know is some of the down and dirty details of their sexual rendezvous. You may have already guessed, but Hillary was the more “aggressive” […]

Omar Bin Laden is in Afghani custody after being caught crossing the border into Afghanistan from Pakistan with 200,000 sheep scheduled to be sold into the thriving sheep sex work industry of Afghanistan. Omar’s dad was a real pile of shit and it seems that he himself is not much […]

Kris Jenner is writing a new book on how to become famous with no talent. It is a subject she knows well. Over 1million copies have been purchased in advance, showing just how many people believe she may have the key to helping them become famous with no talent as […]

Kanye plans on selling Kim’s original implants to help his new church get off the ground. In recent weeks it has become clear to him that he was meant to be the leader of a megachurch. Visits with Joel Osteen have encouraged West to embark on this new adventure. Joel […]

Butte, MT- Mark, Andy, Gary and Adam are all members of the band “Rocky Mountain Oyster Boys”. They started out playing music in high school together. The chose the name Rocky Mountain Oyster Boys in honor of their favorite dish and favorite animal. On Saturday night The Oysters boys played […]