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Bakersfield, CA – Marty Bender (34) is about to lose his hand. Many will say it is his fault. No one asked him to be a IV drug user. And now his hand is going to be lost because of his addiction. Clean needle exchanges were taken out of Bakersfield because that “obviously” contributes to … Read more Man About Lose Hand Due To trump’s Policy On Clean Needle Exchanges

New Germany, MN – Abby and Brittany have been making headlines since they were born. They even had their own tv show on TLC for a while. Recently there has been rumors the ladies have not been getting along too well. Imagine spending your life attached to someone else and you can’t get away during … Read more Siamese Twins Abby And Brittany Hensel Reveal The Secret That May Tear Them Apart

Burlington, MA- Kuerig Dr Pepper has announced that the company will no longer produce the long running citrus drink 7 UP. CEO Robert Gamgort made the announcement early May 11th regarding the long running beverage. Sales have been at an all time low. “7 UP has meant so much to all of us over the … Read more Kuerig Dr Pepper Has Announced That They Will Be Discontinuing Production Of 7 UP

Butte, MT – Raymond Miller (28) has been missing from Butte, MT for nearly 5yrs now and with the breaking case of Shep Arnold and his human jerky arrest, authorities have connected DNA from Miller to jerky found in Shep’s Goods. With the arrest of Arnold the FBI had been sending out DNA samples from … Read more DNA Confirms Missing Montana Man Was One Of The Men Turned Into Jerky By Shep Arnold

Washington, D.C. – President Trump, in a rare moment of charity has decided to supply his White House staffers with lysol and other disinfectants so they may be ready in the case that they acquire COVID-19. “We have a big big responsibility to keep those close around us healthy. So I decided alone, that we … Read more Trump To Donate Lysol, Hand Sanitizer and Other Disinfectants To White House Staffers. But What About Us?

Washington, DC – A Zoologist at The Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History Has been keeping a close eye on how animal life has shifted since most of the world’s population has lessened their global impact on so many things including the renewing world of animals. The animal kingdom is experiencing a freedom not known in recent history. … Read more Smithsonian Says, “Dinosaurs Are Making A Come Back As Nature Repairs Damage Done By Humans During Quarantine”

Colorado Spring, CO – Dennis Beck (34), was arrested after many dozens of people became sick from sandwiches he made. For about 2 weeks the calls were coming in about food poisoning and not feeling well after ordering meatballs subs. At first store manager Glen Mansen wasn’t too alarmed as calls like that are not … Read more Colorado Man Arrested For Putting Bull Testes In Subway Meatball Subs

Janesville, Wisconsin – William “Bill” Redding (53) and Kevin Waverly (31) , Have been arrested for the abduction of an unknown amount of Jehovah’s Witnesses. Records for witnesses are not as easy to come by, so an exact number may be weeks away. At least two men, Jebidiah Foresythe (22) and Wilson Bender (21) have … Read more Wisconsin Men Arrested For Abducting, Brainwashing And Converting Jehovah’s Witnesses Into Satanists