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Cicero, IL- Glen Furlong (28), has officially been banned by Golden Corral. He is no longer welcome in any of their establishments. You have to be pretty special to get kicked out of a place that offers all you can eat meals. Glen is that guy. To save on money […]

Los Angeles, CA- Claire McAuthry (28), who goes by the stage name “Divinity Reigns”, has been dancing on poles for a couple years and has seen many things that would startle the everyday person. What Claire didn’t know was that she was about to get the shock of her life. […]

Butte, MT – Lyanna Wentmore (78), is hitting the dating scene running after encouragement from her children to “get out there and enjoy yourself”. Lyanna has been single since her husband, Earl Bob passed away over 10 years ago. No one helped her in writing her dating profile. Lyanna said, […]

Ventura, CA- Jessica Valentine (28), wanted to surprise her boyfriend Billy with a new bowling ball for his birthday. Money is already tight due to the unexpected nature of 2020, so Jesica had to get creative. Jessica didn’t attend the school of “Hard Knocks” for nothing. Inspired by a woman […]

Lubbock, TX- 52 year old man, Wayne Wentz was arrested preparing one of his deceased mother’s kidneys for dinner. Officers were responding to reports of a suspicious smell coming from his apartment. Wayne opened the door to his apartment wearing a “kiss the cook” apron with stains of all sorts […]

New Germany, MN – Abby and Brittany have been making headlines since they were born. They even had their own tv show on TLC for a while. Recently there has been rumors the ladies have not been getting along too well. Imagine spending your life attached to someone else and […]

Colorado Spring, CO – Dennis Beck (34), was arrested after many dozens of people became sick from sandwiches he made. For about 2 weeks the calls were coming in about food poisoning and not feeling well after ordering meatballs subs. At first store manager Glen Mansen wasn’t too alarmed as […]