Escaped Federal Inmate Bethany Sanders With And Without Glasses. Have You Seen Her?

Butte, MT- Bethany Sanders (31) was returning from a court hearing in Butte Montana where she was testifying against her uncle Shep Arnold in his human beef jerky trail. Sanders was hoping for a reduced sentence for her testimony. Sanders was complicit in some of the lesser crimes related to the human jerky saga and … Read more

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Snapchat Employees Fired After Saving Snaps Of Elderly Women Bathing.

Santa Monica, CA- Snapchat has found themselves in hot water after reports were leaked that two software developers had been saving snaps from users. This is expressly forbidden. No employee shall embark on nefarious pleasures by violating users rights. Two developers were caught in the janitors closet whacking it to a cache of elderly women … Read more

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Sister Tried To Smuggle Brother Over The Canadian Border Inside Her Vagina

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Vancouver, British Columbia- Alice Anderson was stopped at the Canadian border when she could not immediately find her passport. When she exited the car, mounties could tell she was trying really hard to keep her legs closed. When asked to spread em’, her brother Kevin fell out of her vagina. Three mounties passed out. “This … Read more

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Wife Whacks Husband In Head With 18in Dildo. Both Arrested After Altercation.

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Bakersfield, CA- Pete and Jenny Carter are known for their knock down drag out fights. Their neighbors have been complaining for years, but the couple never fight for long and always make up before bed. In bed they get loud all over again and the neighbors complain, again. This is life in beautiful Bakersfield. After … Read more

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