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Ottowa, Canada- Justin Trudeau has announced that Will Smith may not seek refuge in Canada, “For years our borders have been open to our neighbors from the south, but let me make this clear, we don’t need anymore violent Americans in our country . We are aware of Will Smith’s […]

Los Angeles, CA- The man the myth the legend, Donald Trump will have his own exhibit at the new Museum of Miniatures opening this summer in Los Angeles. It is said that the replica was built off of specifications given by Ivana Trump and several Russian prostitutes who are familiar […]

Scranton, PA- The local Department of Public Records in Scranton Pennsylvania has made an interesting discovery regarding the 46th President of the U.S. Joseph R. Biden Jr.. More specifically information has come out during a recent audit of birth records in Scranton that President Biden’s Maternal Grandparents were first cousins. […]

Switzerland- Reports from CERN have come out that men with toe thumbs are 10X more likely to have an above average penis of 8″ or more. “The stumped thumb gene leaves more DNA available for the penis. It you don’t believe me I can drop my pants”, said one scientist. […]