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The BTK Killer Endorses “Like Minded” Trump For President In 2024

June 7, 2022 Bonine 0
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Dennis Rader (77) AKA “The BTK” Killer, has recently spoke to media about the upcoming 2024 presidential election and his views on a possible candidate. Rader has been a known detractor of Trumps in the past. “Impeach President Trump. That’s all I’ll say about him.”, Rader was quoted saying a […]

Will Smith Banned From Entering Canada, “We Don’t Need Anymore Violent Americans Crossing Into Our Country” – Justin Trudeau

April 6, 2022 Bonine 0
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Ottowa, Canada- Justin Trudeau has announced that Will Smith may not seek refuge in Canada, “For years our borders have been open to our neighbors from the south, but let me make this clear, we don’t need anymore violent Americans in our country . We are aware of Will Smith’s […]

Life Size Replica Of Donald Trumps Penis To Be Displayed At The New Museum Of Miniatures

January 11, 2022 Bonine 0
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Los Angeles, CA- The man the myth the legend, Donald Trump will have his own exhibit at the new Museum of Miniatures opening this summer in Los Angeles. It is said that the replica was built off of specifications given by Ivana Trump and several Russian prostitutes who are familiar […]

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New Reports Show Joe Biden’s Maternal Grandparents Were First Cousins

December 31, 2021 Bonine 0
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Scranton, PA- The local Department of Public Records in Scranton Pennsylvania has made an interesting discovery regarding the 46th President of the U.S. Joseph R. Biden Jr.. More specifically information has come out during a recent audit of birth records in Scranton that President Biden’s Maternal Grandparents were first cousins. […]

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Large Penises Linked To The R1147 “Toe Thumb Gene”

November 27, 2021 Bonine 0
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Switzerland- Reports from CERN have come out that men with toe thumbs are 10X more likely to have an above average penis of 8″ or more. “The stumped thumb gene leaves more DNA available for the penis. It you don’t believe me I can drop my pants”, said one scientist. […]

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